Abstract: Autobiography or confessional? The title is not plagiarised from the literary offering by a certain Mr. Tim Griggs, but that of a short story that has been languishing in my archives for over ten years, an ironic comment on the requirement in modern Western society for a female to be attached and the difficulties in attaining this state of “bliss”.

Sunday, 26 December 2004

Sage and Onion

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26th December 2004

The sound of loud, incoherent chatter awoke me at 7.30 am. Unable to drift back to sleep, I slipped out from beneath the duvet, picked my nightdress off the computer chair and headed for the bathroom. Entering the veranda, I peered into the gloom where I could make out a small gathering of stray, inebriated, adult males attempting to shove a filched supermarket trolley beneath the barrier in the lane next to the fenced-off outer perimeter of our lawn. Ever since the red and white-painted horizontal pole was bent in the middle a couple of days ago, I have been loath to let down the shutters at night (we have no curtains), prompting endless comments about OCD from my son, G who fails to appreciate how the disappearance of the obstacle would deprive us of both privacy and tranquillity, opening the small asphalted stretch to constant traffic, a slip-road into the vast car park beyond. I have already threatened litigation against the DIY warehouse for lifting the pole, arguing that a private firm does not enjoy the right to transform what is essentially an access way for the emergency services into a public thoroughfare. When they realised I was not bluffing, the managers backed down (and, in the meantime, a silent, anonymous supporter fixed the bar in place with a sturdy padlock and chain, replacing the ineffectual twine – the selfish clients forever attacking it with shears rather than endure the inconvenience of ducking underneath). Were the obstruction to be removed, preventing cars from nipping along surreptitiously would prove an expensive undertaking. Even if the local authorities were to intervene and erect a no entry sign I am convinced it would be ignored, particularly as the ban would not be enforced. Only a physical impediment will suffice. My eyes never cease to stray in the pole’s direction whenever my mind is otherwise unoccupied. The group of yobs with their brute strength would have been able to complete the wanton act of destruction other vandals had begun and I was in no mood to tolerate such a violation. “Oi!” I screamed with every ounce of strength I possessed to attract their attention, disturbing the Hungarian in the process, “Fuck off!” As the intruders vacillated over the most appropriate response, my lover dragged his reluctant bulk off the mattress to join me. Pushing the empty trolley away, the men stood staring, hands in pockets. Not the most diminutive figure, under normal circumstances the Hungarian would have bounded across the grass to confront them with all the friendly charm of a slavering Rottweiler let off the chain, but he had come down with a virus that had left each of us in turn weak, with a high temperature and vomiting. His solution was as elegant as it was effective: he pressed the car alarm button on the key ring, the horn blaring and lights flashing. Sure enough, they were gone before I had reached the front door. Peace on earth and mercy mild.

I started the day proper with my traditional chocolate breakfast, scoffing packets of Cadbury’s Buttons and assorted bars from the Selection Box. During my childhood I would tear the cardboard open to plunder the goodies from their purple plastic tray (Mrs. B’s healthy tangerines and apple could not compete) once I had disposed of all the other wrapping paper covering the presents, leaving the living room carpet strewn with crumpled snowmen and robins, Santas and stars. I always coveted Mousetrap, Ker-Plunk and Buckaroo from the TV adverts. When the recalcitrant mule finally arrived in my sack my disappointment knew no bounds: I always treated my books and my toys with the utmost respect, unlike my brother, but within a couple of hours of carefully lightening the beast of burden’s load, he seized up in an ill-tempered kick, hind legs permanently pointing skywards (a variation on the theme, Jaws, involved fishing items, such as tyres and road signs from a ferocious shark’s gape with a hook on the end of a rod, the loser being the unfortunate on whom the teeth snapped shut). The grown-ups availed themselves of the opportunity to retreat to the kitchen and peel the vegetables whilst we amused ourselves (more often than not, to my Father’s consternation, with the boxes in which the gifts came rather than their contents).

Christmas dinner was the only meal of the year we ate together around a laid table. Whilst my Granddad laboriously swayed over from the cul-de-sac opposite full of the season’s cheer, my Father would drive to Campsie Road to collect Granny from her ground floor council flat, supporting her as she hobbled down the path between the bare flower beds. Having rearranged the furniture in my brother’s bedroom to allow the dining table to extend to its full length, we raided the drawers for the napkin rings (the best linen tablecloth and hand-embroidered serviettes had been ruined when the boiler leaked) and the best cutlery, my Mother explaining the correct positions for the knives, forks and spoons. The first course always consisted of tomato soup (although the hamper – full of jars of pear halves in syrup and glace cherries that gathered dust at the back of a shelf in the pantry – my Mother had saved up for over the preceding months always contained a tin of Heinz, she knew that I liked Maggi’s packet variety so this was what she served) into which I could dunk a slice or two of Scottish plain having cut off the crusts (taking advantage of the one-day amnesty on being nagged not to waste them). Then came the turkey with Brussels sprouts and roast potatoes (plus a special helping of potato croquettes for my Father alone), stuffing, gravy and white sauce. We would toast my Mother for her toil (my brother and I with Coke until we were old enough for something stronger, my Granddad with a wee dram, my Granny and my Mother with a sherry and my Father with diluting cordial – he has been tee-total all his life, not a single drop of alcohol has ever passed his lips in spite of the untiring efforts of his Black Watch comrades to spike his drinks) before pulling the crackers, donning the paper hats and tormenting each other with the excruciating jokes. As the afternoon wore on we would politely ignore my Granny’s increasingly loud eruptions (burps initially), questioning the wisdom of the Scottish saying “Where’er ye be, let yer wind blow free”. For dessert we were presented with a wedge of defrosted double chocolate gateau drenched in pouring cream, our already distended stomachs stretched almost to bursting. My Father tucked into his sherry-free trifle, the treat he looked forward to most (the sneering contempt of my English teacher, Murdo M about how the layers of sponge in jelly, custard and cream sprinkled with hundreds and thousands delighted the taste buds only of the lowest of the unwashed, uneducated low rang in my ears as I watched. In his zeal to eliminate every class-bearing trait from our speech, Murdo sought to purge us of regionalisms, ridiculing the uncouth native usage of breakfast, dinner and tea until we abandoned it in favour of breakfast, lunch and dinner. Humiliation in front of the rest of the class for every spelling or grammatical error proved a potent weapon – I will never forget my shame at setting down “harbringer” instead of “harbinger” in my exercise book as he reduced me to tears amongst the sniggers).

The proceedings (including my parents’ dishwashing) were always timed to perfection to ensure that we were sprawled over the sofa in excess-induced silence to listen to the Queen’s speech. Granny would doze off in the armchair until the anthem when my brother would reclaim his room to play his new albums at full blast on the stereo and my ageing relatives would bid us farewell, clutching carrier bags with slices of iced Christmas cake kept moist in a biscuit tin and leftovers of turkey in tin foil. Having waved them off, my Mother would offer me toffee pennies from her BN (Before Nestlé) Quality Street (complete with the dreaded cracknel, which was always left to last) and we would settle down to watch the big film.

Friday, 24 December 2004

Firedamp

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“There seems to be a strange authoritarianism running through this administration like the writing in seaside rock”
Helena Kennedy, Just Law (p126)

“To ensure your future, some freedoms must be sacrificed. (…) My logic is undeniable”
V.I.K.I. in I Robot

“The voice from the telescreen was still pouring forth its tale of prisoners and booty and slaughter, but the shouting outside had died down a little. The waiters were turning back to their work. One of them approached wit the gin bottle. Winston, sitting in a blissful dream, paid no attention as his glass was filled up. He was not running or cheering any longer. He was back in the Ministry of Love, with everything forgiven, his soul white as snow. He was in the public dock, confessing everything, implicating everybody. He was walking down the white-tiled corridor, with the feeling of walking in sunlight, and an armed guard at his back. The long-hoped-for bullet was entering his brain.
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother”
George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

“Our society is not one of spectacle, but of surveillance; under the surface of images, one invests bodies in depth; behind the great abstraction of exchange, there continues the meticulous, concrete training of useful forces; the circuits of communication are the supports of an accumulation and a centralization of knowledge; the play of signs defines the anchorages of power; it is not that the beautiful totality of the individual is amputated, repressed, altered by our social order, it is rather that the individual is carefully fabricated in it, according to a whole technique of forces and bodies”
Michel Foucault, Discipline and Punish (p217)

“I believe that some critics of our proposals are guilty of liberal woolly thinking and spreading false fears when they wrongly claim that ID cards will erode our civil liberties, will revisit 1984, usher in the ‘Big Brother’ society, or establish some kind of totalitarian police state. Those kinds of nightmare will be no more true of ID cards, when they are produced, than they have been for the spread of cash and credit cards, driving licences, passports, work security passes and any number of the other current forms of ID that most of us now carry.
In order to reinforce this point, the Bill does not make it compulsory to carry a card, nor does it give powers to the police to stop individuals and demand to see their card. Neither will the database which accompanies the card hold information such as medical records, religion or political beliefs”
Charles Clarke, Home Secretary, in The Times, December 20th, 2004

Foucault discerned in Bentham’s Panopticon the ultimate concentration of disciplinary power:
“The crowd, a compact mass, a locus of multiple exchanges, individualities merging together, a collective effect, is abolished and replaced by a collection of separated individualities. From the point of view of the guardian, it is replaced by a multiplicity that can be numbered and supervised; from the point of view of the inmates, by a sequestered and observed solitude.
Hence the major effect of the Panopticon: to induce in the inmate a state of conscious and permanent visibility that assures the automatic functioning of power. So to arrange things that the surveillance is permanent in its effects, even if it is discontinuous in its action; that the perfection of power should tend to render its actual exercise unnecessary; that this architectural apparatus should be a machine for creating and sustaining a power relation independent of the person who exercises it; in short, that the inmates should be caught up in a power situation of which they themselves are the bearers. To achieve this, it is at once too much and too little that the prisoner should be constantly observed by an inspector: too little, for what matters is that he knows himself to be observed; too much, because he has no need in fact of being so. In view of this, Bentham laid down the principle that power should be visible and unverifiable [which speed cameras actually contain film?]. Visible: the inmate will constantly have before his eyes the tall outline of the central tower from which he is spied upon. Unverifiable: the inmate must never know whether he is being looked at at any one moment; but he must be sure that he may always be so. In order to make the presence or absence of the inspector unverifiable, so that the prisoners, in their cells, cannot even see a shadow, Bentham envisaged not only Venetian blinds on the windows of the central observation hall, but, on the inside, partitions that intersected the hall at right angles and, in order to pass from one quarter to the other, not doors but zig-zag openings; for the slightest noise, a gleam of light, a brightness in a half-opened door would betray the presence of the guardian. The Panopticon is a machine for dissociating the see/being seen dyad: in the peripheric ring, one is totally seen, without ever seeing; in the central tower, one sees everything without ever being seen.
It is an important mechanism, for it automatizes and disindividualizes power. Power has its principle not so much in a person as in a certain concerted distribution of bodies, surfaces, lights, gazes; in an arrangement whose internal mechanisms produce the relation in which individuals are caught up. (…) There is a machinery that assures dissymmetry, disequilibrium, difference. Consequently, it does not matter who exercises power. Any individual, taken almost at random, can operate the machine: in the absence of the director, his family, his friends, his visitors, even his servants. Similarly, it does not matter what motive animates him: the curiosity of the indiscreet, the malice of a child, the thirst for knowledge of a philosopher who wishes to visit this museum of human nature, or the perversity of those who take pleasure in spying and punishing. The more numerous those anonymous and temporary observers are, the greater the risk for the inmate of being surprised and the greater his anxious awareness of being observed. The Panopticon is a marvellous machine which, whatever use one may wish to put it to, produces homogenous effects of power.
(…) He who is subjected to a field of visibility, and who knows it, assumes responsibility for the constraints of power; he makes them play spontaneously upon himself; he inscribes in himself the power relation in which he simultaneously plays both roles; he becomes the principle of his own subjection. By this very fact, the external power may throw off its physical weight; it tends to be the non-corporal; and, the more it approaches this limit, the more constant, profound and permanent are its effects: it is a perpetual victory that avoids any physical confrontation and which is always decided in advance” (Michel Foucault, Discipline and Punish, Penguin, Harmondsworth, 1991 (1977), pp201-3).

It must be understood as “a generalizable model of functioning; a way of defining power relations in terms of the everyday life of men” (op.cit, p205) and: “it is the diagram of a mechanism of power reduced to its ideal form; its functioning, abstracted from any obstacle, resistance or friction, must be represented as a pure architectural and optical system: it is in fact a figure of political technology that may and must be detached from any specific use” (op.cit, p205).

Ominously: “The panoptic schema, without disappearing as such or losing any of its properties, was destined to spread throughout the social body; its vocation was to become a generalized function. (…) The Panopticon (…) has a role of amplification; although it arranges power, although it is intended to make it more economic and more effective, it does so not for power itself, nor for the immediate salvation of a threatened society: its aim is to strengthen the social forces – to increase production, to develop the economy, spread education, raise the level of public morality; to increase and multiply” (op.cit, pp207-8).

The image of the austere brick institutions, their damp, forbidding walls topped with fierce shards of broken glass broken glass fades before the glittering display window, brightly lit to enhance its sensual appeal. Instead of the prisoners in their tattered uniforms trudging in silence round the exercise yard under the vigilant eye of the guard, crowds of shoppers throng the high streets, jostling over the bargain bins. Our economy, the economy of temptation and gratification, has no use for rigid conformity and precision movements. There is no virtue in postponing pleasure. As Bauman elucidates: “Ideally, the consumer’s satisfaction ought to be instant, and this in a double sense. Consumed goods should bring satisfaction immediately, requiring no delay, no protracted learning of skills and no lengthy groundwork; but the satisfaction should end the moment the time needed for their consumption is up, and that time ought to be reduced to a bare minimum. This reduction is best achieved if the consumers cannot hold their attention nor focus their desire on any object for long; if they are impatient, impetuous and restive, and above all easily excitable and susceptible to losing interest.
When waiting is taken out of wanting and wanting out of waiting, the consumptive capacity of consumers may be stretched far beyond the limits set by any natural or acquired needs or determined by the physical endurability of the objects of desire. The traditional relationship between needs and their satisfaction will then be reversed: the promise and hope of satisfaction will precede the need and will always be greater than the extant need, yet not too great to preclude the desire for the goods which carry that promise. As a matter of fact, the promise is all the more attractive the less the need in question is familiar, there is a lot of fun in living through an experience one did not even know existed and was available. The excitement of the new and unprecedented sensation is the name of the consumer game” (Zygmunt Bauman, Work, Consumerism and the New Poor, Open University Press, Buckingham, 2001 (1998), p25).

Moreover: “To increase their capacity for consumption, consumers must never be given rest. They need to be constantly exposed to new temptations in order to be kept in a state of constantly seething, never wilting excitation and, indeed, in a state of suspicion and disaffection. The baits commanding them to shift attention need to confirm such suspicion while offering a way out of disaffection: ‘You reckon you’ve seen it all? You ain’t seen nothing yet!’
It is often said that the consumer market seduces its customers. But in order to do so, it needs customers who are ready and keen to be seduced (just as, in order to command his labourers, the factory boss needed a crew with the habits of discipline and command-following firmly entrenched). In a properly working consumer society consumers seek actively to be seduced. They live from attraction to attraction, from temptation to temptation, from swallowing one bait to fishing for another, each new attraction, temptation and bait being somewhat different and perhaps stronger than those that preceded them; just as their ancestors, the producers, lived from one turn of the conveyor belt to an identical next.
To act like this, for the fully-fledged, mature consumer, a compulsion, a must; yet that ‘must’, that internalized pressure, that impossibility of living one’s life in any other way, reveals itself to them in the form of a free exercise of will. The market might have already picked them up and groomed them as consumers, and so deprived them of their freedom to ignore its temptations, but on every successive visit to a market place consumers have every reason to feel in command. They are the judges, the critics, and the choosers. They can, after all, refuse their allegiance to any one of the infinite choices on display – except the choice of choosing between them, that is. The roads to self-identity, to a place in society, to life lived in a form recognizable as that of meaningful living, all require daily visits to the market place” (op.cit, p26).

Against this backdrop, Bauman, emphasises the anachronistic nature of Panopticism: “The passage from producer to consumer society has entailed many profound changes; arguably the most decisive among them is, however, the fashion in which people are groomed and trained to meet the demands of their social identities (that is, the fashion in which men and women are ‘integrated’ into the social order and given a place in it). Panoptical institutions, once crucial in that respect, have fallen progressively out of use. With mass industrial employment fast shrinking and universal military duty replaced with small, voluntary and professional armies, the bulk of the population is unlikely ever to come under their direct influence. Technological progress has reached the point where productivity grows together with the tapering of employment; factory crews get leaner and slimmer; ‘downsizing’ is the new principle of modernization. (…)
The kind of drill in which the panoptical institutions excelled is hardly suitable for the training of consumers. Those institutions were good at training people in routine, monotonous behaviour, and reached that effect through the limitation or complete elimination of choice; but it is precisely the absence of routine and the state of constant choice that are the virtues (indeed, the ‘role prerequisites’) of a consumer. And so, in addition to being much reduced in the post-industrial and post-conscription world, the panoptical drill is also irreconcilable with the needs of a consumer society. The qualities of temperament and life attitudes which the panoptical drill excels in cultivating are counter-productive in the production of ideal consumers” (op.cit, pp24-5).

Elsewhere he reiterates this insight concerning the redundancy of the Panopticon: “Power can move with the speed of the electronic signal – and so the time required for the movement of its essential ingredients has been reduced to instantaneity. For all practical purposes, power has become truly extraterritorial, no longer bound, not even slowed down, by the resistance of space (the advent of cellular telephones may well serve as a symbolic ‘last blow’ delivered to the dependency on space: even the access to a telephone socket is unnecessary for a command to be given and seen through to its effect. It does not matter any more where the giver of the command is – the difference between ‘close by’ and ‘far away’, or for that matter between the wilderness and the civilized, orderly space, has been all but cancelled. (…) Whatever else the present stage in the history of modernity is, it is also, perhaps above all, post-Panoptical. What mattered in Panopticon was that the people in charge were assumed always to ‘be there’, nearby, in the controlling tower. What matters in post-Panoptical power-relations is that the people operating the levers of power on which the fate of the less volatile partners in the relationship depends can at any moment escape beyond reach – into sheer inaccessibility.
The end of Panopticon augurs the end of the era of mutual engagement: between the supervisors and the supervised, capital and labour, leaders and their followers, armies at war. The prime technique of power is now escape, slippage, elision and avoidance, the effective rejection of any territorial confinement with its cumbersome corollaries of order-building, order-maintenance and the responsibility for the consequences of it all as well as of the necessity to bear the costs” (in Liquid Modernity, Polity, Cambridge, 2000, p11).

And again: “As Thomas Mathiesen recently observed [in The viewer society: Michel Foucault’s ‘Panopticon’ revisited, in Theoretical Criminology, 1/2, 1997, pp215-34], Bentham’s and Foucault’s powerful metaphor of Panopticon no longer grasps the ways power is working. We have moved now, so Mathiesen suggests, from a Panopticon-style to a Synopticon-style society: the tables have been reversed, and it is now the many who watch the few. Spectacles take the place of surveillance without losing any of the disciplining powers of their predecessor. Obedience to standards (…) tends to be achieved nowadays through enticement and seduction rather than by coercion – and it appears in the disguise of the exercise of free will, rather than revealing itself as an external force” (Liquid Modernity, pp85-6).

Nevertheless, schools, mental institutions, armies and other disciplinary institutions continue to operate, putting us all through the grinder (the Pink Floyd video Another Brick in the Wall, Part One provides the perfect illustration). Discipline has never entirely lost its allure in the eyes of our political masters and our educational establishments continue to process reluctant, untamed satchel-wearers into model citizens. Gone are the days when the hapless pupil was expected to regurgitate the catechism without stumbling over a single word, gone is the sting of the strap on the outstretched palm or bare calves, gone the threat of the ruler rapped across the knuckles of the unfortunates unable to drag pencil over paper quickly enough for the teacher’s liking. Discipline is instilled, just not with the same degree of severity or harshness. It has not vanished, nor is it ever likely to do so. We may very well be docile consumers, already conditioned by our drives and desires, our salivating anticipation, but let us not delude ourselves that governments are willing to leave us to our hypermarket aisles, our trolleys with the one dodgy wheel and our striped and carrier bags unsupervised. Confronted with our apathy, our indifference and cynicism towards it, our government has merely been biding its time, waiting for a pretext to reassert its flagging authority. The availability of new technology in itself proved seductive, excuse enough to devise new forms of monitoring and surveillance. The support of the populace at large, the rubber stamp of democracy, could be invoked to endorse ever more invasive techniques. From the vantage point of the authorities, September 11th constituted a veritable godsend. Over the years we have witnessed the insidious spread of the blank, greedy lenses, the turning cameras, which subject us to a dual discipline, a double conformity. In the wake of a loathsome atrocity, absolute obedience extracted on the basis of unprecedented, society-wide Panopticism with ceaseless scrutiny even of those outside the specific confines of corrective (and “therapeutic”) institutions. We have all been branded suspects. This entails a reversal of the burden of proof since we are all potentially guilty. At the very least a blurring, at most an erasure of the distinction between guilty and innocent has occurred – we are no longer presumed innocent, but inscribed in the rationale of surveillance itself is the assumption that we are all capable of lapsing into culpability. The germs of guilt may multiply unseen within us at any time, triggered by trauma, ideological conviction (such as religious conversion) or simple disaffection.

On a Saturday morning, we would occasionally go on an excursion to the shopping centre in the neighbouring city of D. No such edifice dedicated to the thrill of parting with hard earned cash existed in the semi-rural gentility of P and we were hardly able to contain our excitement on the back seat of the car as we sped along the dual carriageway. Even the multi-storey car park with its winding ramps and ticket dispensers was a novelty. The stench of urine in the lifts down was overpowering, but it could not put a damper on our enthusiasm. Emerging into the watery sunlight to a chorus of gull cries, we impatiently accompanied our parents to What Every Man/Woman Wants (gender-segregated halves of same retail outlet), Mr. Beaujangles and Burtons for a new pair of trousers for Dad’s work. Half way along the concrete walkway the Lite Bite beckoned with its iced cakes (sponge covered in bright pink coating), single serving trifles and pots of tea. If we were lucky, we would be allowed to indulge in the biggest treat of all, a visit to the Woolies cafeteria, for a plate of half-cremated strips of bacon, soggy chips and anaemic beans in tomato sauce. The trip would culminate in a walk around C&A’s where I had my first encounter with surveillance technology. Before skilfully concealed tags and alarmed gateways took up their position as the preferred anti-theft device, there was the globe-shaped camera that hung down from the ceiling like a malignant, black undersea mine, its lenses protruding in all directions like the spikes that trigger the explosion, its very visibility a deterrent to the would-be shoplifter – or, as we innocently incorporated it into our games, a Dalek. Clothes were boring and having trailed around behind our Mother all afternoon we had to let off steam. We would dodge between the regimented racks of dresses and winter coats in an attempt to evade its all-encompassing, soulless gaze, much to the consternation of our Mother who never knew where to find us. Having demonstrated their effectiveness in protecting commercial interests, the cameras spread into the streets before we knew it, recording every trivial incident in the orange arc of alleyway lamps. CCTV was shown to cut crime (the real solutions to social malaise, namely proper education and community facilities, motivation and investment in both human beings and real estate to lift them out of the mire of graffiti-scrawled despair never truly had a look in given the massive increases in tax bills they would call for). Like every technological advance before it, CCTV was hailed as a magic bullet.

Helena Kennedy QC, one of our foremost human rights lawyers, recently described plans for the introduction of an identity card in Britain in the following terms: “The identity card is the ultimate bureaucratic tool that creates a highly monitored society” (in Just Law, Chatto and Windus, London, 2004, p278). The origins of the proposal (as set out in the Explanatory Notes to the Bill) date back to 2002 when the government launched a consultation exercise on Entitlement Cards and Identity Fraud. A draft Bill was published on 26th April 2004. In parallel, the Home Affairs Select Committee carried out an inquiry into all aspects of identity cards, including pre-legislative scrutiny of the aforementioned draft, reporting on 30th July 2004. The government subsequently published its reply to the paper and a Summary of Findings on 27th October 2004.

Gareth Crossman’s lucid analysis in Liberty’s briefing for the second reading of the Identity Cards Bill in the House of Commons from December 2004, immediately sets out the organisation’s chief concerns, which are that the scheme will fundamentally alter the relationship between individual and state; it will encroach on privacy; the government’s poor record on IT projects will make it a huge financial risk; it will adversely affect the most vulnerable groups in society and that the amount of information held on the database and the uses made of it will increase dramatically. The Bill’s fundamental flaws include too much detail being retained for regulation; the melting away of the so-called safeguards once the ID cards become compulsory; the excessive nature of the criminal and civil penalties; the lack of an audit procedure to guarantee the accuracy of information stored; the sheer breadth of information-sharing powers and the relative weakness of the Identity Card Commissioner. Much of the debate has focused on the ID card issue, but the real substance of the Bill is to be found in the establishment of the Register (the whole exercise of sounding out opinion on the card as opposed to the compilation and long-term storage of data smacks of a diversionary tactic, a ritual genuflection to democratic process): “Although the Bill is called the ‘Identity Card Bill’ its primary purpose (and the subject of the bulk of its clauses) is to create a National Identity Register. An identity card itself is a consequence of entry onto the Register. Provisions about data sharing powers and the level of detail recorded relate to the Register. This underlines the distinction between the previous wartime identity scheme and the current proposal which is much more intrusive. It also means that the identity card itself is less relevant to the debate. All provisions relating to identity cards could effectively be removed from the Bill without undermining the principal purpose”.

Crossman contends: “It is a peculiarity of the identity card debate that those who express concerns have been required to justify their opposition rather than requiring the Government to justify their introduction. Popular support for identity cards has been cited as reason enough. While polls do show a majority in favour, the commonly used figure of 80% support was based on proposals for a voluntary identity card. Polls that factor in financial implications of the scheme show greatly diminished enthusiasm. Similarly, support falls when people realise the lack of evidence to support claims that identity cards will help tackle terrorism, crime and illegal immigration”.

The latter objection effectively covers the entire set of reasons stated for the tabling of the measures to be enacted under the Bill, since necessity in the public interest is defined in subparagraph (4) of Article (1) as being:
“(a) in the interests of national security;
(b) for the purposes of the prevention or detection of crime;
(c) for the purposes of the enforcement of immigration controls;
(d) for the purposes of the enforcement of prohibitions on unauthorised working or employment; or
(e) for the purpose of securing the efficient and effective provision of public services”.

Crossman addresses each alleged benefit in turn: “We have been told that the scheme will help fight terrorism. It is a sad truth that a compulsory ID scheme in Spain did not prevent an attack and think it sensible the Government has not claimed that identity cards would offer absolute protection. Given that a sophisticated terrorist network is likely to recruit those with no criminal convictions or history with the authorities it is difficult to see how the introduction of an identity card will have any real impact. It is safe to assume that British intelligence agencies already have gathered intelligence on anyone that they believe could constitute a risk to national security. We cannot imagine what information held on a massive identity register would add to that possessed by the Security Services. For the vast majority of people who are not involved in terrorist activity, their entry is irrelevant in combating terrorism”.

On cutting crime (a subject on which Clarke waxed lyrical: “I claim that the ID Cards Bill that I am introducing today is a profoundly civil libertarian measure because it promotes the most fundamental civil liberty in our society, which is the right to live free from crime and fear”), Crossman ripostes: “However, identity is rarely an issue in criminal cases. The vast majority of crimes never lead to arrest. This is nothing to do with identity but simply down to policing resources. Even where there is a suspect, the issue is rarely identity but whether sufficient evidence of culpability can be obtained. As it will not be compulsory to carry a card we imagine that anyone asked by the police to confirm their identity will be given a number of days to go to a police station and do this. Law abiding citizens will do this at inconvenience to themselves and at cost to police resources. If it were to become compulsory to carry a card then much police time would be wasted dealing with innocent people who forget to carry them. If money is to be spent on fighting crime we would prefer to see it being targeted at providing adequate policing resources”.

On combating benefit fraud: “The Government’s figures show that around five per cent of fraud relates to identity. The vast majority of cases of benefit fraud involve lying about circumstance by, for example, claiming state benefit and working cash in hand”.

On facilitating a crack down on illegal immigration: “Those seeking asylum have been required to carry identity cards since 2000. Employers are required to inform the authorities if they suspect the immigration status of workers, but unfortunately they rarely do. The tragic events in Morecambe Bay demonstrated not only that people are being exploited, but also that the immigration services would not have to look hard if they wished to pick up significant numbers of illegal workers”. The contrast with Clarke’s belligerent stance is striking: “It will make it far easier to address the vile trafficking in vulnerable human beings that ends in the tragedies of Morecambe Bay, exploitative near-slave labour or vile forced prostitution”. The example of Waffleland amply demonstrates that ID cards fail miserably in stopping illegal immigration or grey market labour. They serve only to worsen the already miserable lot of the illegals, whose status banishes them from the view of the authorities, but also excludes them from all forms of protection (the benefit scroungers slated so mercilessly by the self-appointed moral(ising) crusaders of the Daily Mail are not on to a cushy number, as Kennedy corroborates: “The life of illegals is thoroughly wretched: waiting constantly for the knock at the door, unable to seek police help if they are the victims of crime (which many are), unable to obtain proper medical help through the NHS because they have no health number, desperate about becoming pregnant because they will be unable to receive the support needed at the birth”, op.cit, p203).

Kennedy echoes these criticisms: “Gulling the public into believing that ID cards prevent benefit fraud is disingenuous since most benefit frauds are not about identity but claiming for more than the entitlement or being dishonest about circumstances. The question of illegal immigration is even more complex because of the variety of different immigration statuses held by non-nationals, from asylum-seekers, visitors, work permit holders, etc. For the scheme to work it would involve holding the often-changing immigration status of every person in the UK on a register and assiduously updating it.
And then of course there is the additional complex question of who is entitled to what benefits depending on their immigration status: as with benefit frauds the process of checking eligibility for a service is probably even more complex than establishing identity in many other cases. The other point is whether a scheme will achieve its purpose is the issue of compulsion. As a means of detecting crime or illegal immigration, the level of checking would necessarily be in direct proportion to its effectiveness. As well as being compulsory in terms of participation there would be an obligation to produce. This is my objection. I would be prepared to have additional biometric information included on my passport in order to police our borders more effectively but I do not want there to be an internal passport, a licence to live” (op.cit, p277).

And: “The government wins support for the entitlement card on the back of asylum scares, maintaining that it stops illegal working, but there is already a legal requirement on employers, introduced by Michael Howard, the previous Conservative Home Secretary, to ensure that people have an insurance number. Employers who want to pay below the minimum wage will be just as uninterested in identity cards” (op.cit, p278).

How does an ID card scheme operate in practice? The Waffelian system places the burden of responsibility for monitoring its application on the police force. Initially upon arrival (I have been working here since 1991) I was not a civil servant. This meant that I had to have my ID card renewed every three months. A crowd would congregate in front of the local commune’s magnificent Art Nouveau palace well over an hour before it was due to open its doors in the hope of securing a place near the head of the queue, chatting animatedly in a variety of tongues, swathed in ankle-length gowns and headscarves. Sullen bureaucrats sat behind their guichets, refusing to respond to any query in a language other than French (in flagrant breach of the laws on the bilingualism of the capital), directing hapless applicants from one window to the next. I had no option but to fork out fees on every occasion for a flimsy piece of paper adorned with a photograph, which (I liked to flatter myself) barely resembled me and the all-important official stamp. A few days later the buzzer would shrilly announce the arrival of the representative of law and order, armed with his file, a dumpy little man, sour with stale garlic and armpit odours, mumbling through his nicotine-stained moustache, somehow managing to convey an impression of scruffiness in spite of his uniform with its crumpled blue shirt. He would grill me concerning my means of subsistence, ensure that I was not giving refuge to an undeclared appendage and inspect my furniture, an intensely humiliating experience against which I had no defence (had I shown the slightest trace of insubordination he could have set in motion even more unpleasant procedures). I once plucked up the courage to ask the officer why my self-assembled Ikea shelves should occasion such inordinate curiosity. His explanation was that the criterion employed to determine whether someone was evading second residence tax was the quantity and quality of furnishings. He had initially decided to include me in the très peu meublé category (an indication that he believed the flat did not represent my main domicile), but relented when I protested that as a former student with debts to pay off and single mother I simply did not have the resources at my disposal to cram the available space with designer sofas. What I regarded as an intolerable indignity was all in a day’s work for him. As a fonctionnaire, I am mercifully spared this routine prying. One of the few remaining perks of the job is that the administration submits the relevant form on my behalf, obviating the time-consuming inconvenience of queuing. The cost of the card itself is met by the institution. My address is not display on my card (a further privilege reserved for EU and NATO officials) and I have noticed that it is mostly British colleagues who avail themselves of this minor nod to freedom. Although consternation, head-scratching and mutterings on the part of shop assistants and the like is caused by this (for them) peculiar waiver, it is but a small price to pay for a token of resistance, however modest.

Crossman cautions: “No other common law country in the world has an identity card scheme. A common law country is one where an individual’s actions are lawful unless positively prohibited by law and where courts are responsible for interpreting law. This contrasts with civil law countries (most European countries) which have codified legal systems. This is not in itself an argument against identity cards. However, it is worth noting that all civil law countries have written constitutions and nearly all have far stronger privacy laws than the UK, which act as a balance against state intrusion into individual privacy”. In a sense, therefore, in quoting examples of my everyday experience in Waffleland, I am not comparing like with like. In spite of this, I feel that it is valuable to address the issue of practicalities, which the draft legislation sidesteps at the present juncture, particularly as the systems operating in other EU Member States may serve as examples to be emulated.

Clarke’s dismissive comments on the objections reproduced above merely deflect attention from the likelihood of far-reaching developments in the future. As Crossman points out, the Bill is intended as “enabling” legislation, which means that it provides nothing more than a framework. In order to implement its provisions, an array of secondary legislation will have to be put in place. There is nothing to prevent these later rules from extending the original law. Affirmative resolution must be granted by both Houses of Parliament for orders drawn up by the Secretary of State to enter into force, but again, as Crossman astutely observes, this procedure “is a blunt tool for legislative scrutiny, as it does not allow amendment of a proposed regulation. To take an example: a regulation that proposes extending the data sharing ability to a wide range of public bodies will either stand or fall as a whole. Parlementarians may agree with some, but not all, aspects of proposed regulation, but they will be unable to amend it. To enable full legislative scrutiny and parliamentary debate the power to amend regulations should be written onto the face of the Bill, whenever regulations deal with categories of persons or bodies”.

As Crossman makes clear, the Explanatory Notes published separately (which have no legal force and therefore cannot be deployed by way of an obstacle to the formulation of new measures going far beyond what was initially envisaged) state that “registrable facts could not be extended by regulation to cover categories not relating to identification, such as criminal or medical records” (or, in the less digestible wording of the original document: “this power to amend Schedule 1 could not be used to include criminal records in that Schedule without further primary legislation as recording previous criminal convictions is not covered by the definition of registrable facts”). The list of registrable facts includes – under 1 (5) (g) – “information about numbers allocated to him for identification purposes and about the documents to which they relate”. The significance of this seemingly innocuous sub-clause is not lost on Crossman: “As identification numbers of the Police National Computer and National DNA database, for example, are used to establish links to identifying information they could arguably be included”. As Crossman goes on to elucidate, 1 (5) (f) talks of “residential statuses previously held by him”, of negligible value as an identifier. I would add 1 (5) (c), “where he has previously resided in the United Kingdom and elsewhere” as an instance of extraneous and abusive storage of information. What possible utility could it have except as a means of tracking an individual’s every movement? The Bill remains eloquently silent on the question of how far back in time the obligation to furnish information on previous whereabouts stretches. One our tolerance threshold has increased (or, to put it in slightly different terms, our resistance has been worn down) it will inevitably be far more difficult to envisage incorporating constraints on what may or may not be included on the card at a later stage once the precedent has become entrenched. In Crossman’s words: “Even if such information could not be added by regulation it is misleading to imply some sort of bar preventing addition to the list by subsequent primary legislation. We have recently seen provisions for data retention contained in anti-terrorism legislation and powers relating to detention of terrorism suspects contained in an asylum act. It is easy to envisage extension proposals arising in a future criminal justice bill. During the recent investigation into the Soham murders, the Bichard enquiry looked into ways of ensuring that those who were unsuitable were not able to work with children or vulnerable people. Liberty agrees with Sir Michael Bichard’s recommendation, that there be a positive vetting process and a register of those suitable to work with children. However, had an identity card been in place at the time it is likely that there would have been suggestions for ‘soft’ non-conviction information to be held on the Register. We make this point not to consider the desirability of doing this, but to demonstrate how once a card is put in place it is inevitable that uses develop beyond the initial parameters. Similarly, if there were a terrorist attack on mainland Britain it is likely that there would be a consequent pressure to greatly increase the information held on the card to include information such as criminal convictions”. Clarke’s vehement disavowals do not preclude the possibility that at some later date the addition of information about religious faith, sexual orientation or membership of organisations and associations from political parties, through Trade Unions to Amnesty International and Save the Whale might be deemed relevant in the public interest. Once the system is up and running it would be a relatively simple matter to supplement the gathered intelligence and the technology does exist to keep it on record indefinitely.

The cardholder is bound by law to notify the Secretary of State of all changes of circumstance, the card updated accordingly and a fee paid. Turning to Crossman once again: “Whilst some details will remain relatively static, others, such as address, can change quite frequently. This could place a considerable burden on those who live in insecure, or simply frequently changing, accommodation. As the Secretary of State can also require a fee to be paid for any modification to an entry on the Register the potential cost of the identity card to those who move house frequently (and who may be least able to afford such cost) is considerable”.

The severity of the penalties to be imposed where an individual transgresses the Bill’s provisions is in certain instances out of all proportion to the “offence” committed: “If someone thinks their card may be damaged they will have all the incentive needed to replace it as the consequence of no card will be disentitlement to services. We do not believe the criminal law is appropriate, yet the Government seems to wish to rely on criminal sanction wherever possible. At the heart of the criminal law should be the element of commission rather than omission. The state should criminalise people for acts they have done, rather than things they have forgotten to do. While there are examples of criminalisation for omission (failing to tax or insure a vehicle for example) these are in response to a specific social need, such as reducing road traffic deaths. There is no such social need justifying criminalisation here”. As the Hungarian informed me, even in the darkest days of Communist rule the police did not make arrests for failing to carry the ID card (személyigazolvány). He was once stopped after an evening’s drinking with a group of friends and politely requested to produce it. Having made a great show of searching through his pockets, he announced that he had inadvertently left it at home. The officers in question requested politely that he be more careful next time and left them to stagger along the pavement in peace. I am open to the accusation of jumping the gun, as the police are not granted such powers under the Bill. However, once we have become accustomed to the cards it will seem a very small step to merge existing stop and search powers with on the spot fines for loutish behaviour in the cause of cleaning up our public spaces. The sales pitch could be that of falling into line with the rest of our European partners as well as the positive revenue impact (and what resource-starved force would not leap at the chance of improving the health of its budget with such a money-spinner?).

Liberty’s thoughtful paper also broaches the issue of “function creep”: “Liberty is deeply concerned about the inevitable increase in types of information collected and stored on the register, and the potential for ‘function creep’. In 1950 a Parliamentary Committee looked at the use of the existing identity card and discovered that the original three purposes (conscription, rationing and national security) had mushroomed to 39 different functions. We can assume that whatever the initial proposal, this system would experience similar expansion of function and that the information held on the database will increase”. In Waffleland you must be in possession of at least a temporary ID card in order to have the electricity, gas or telephone connected (some employees are occasionally willing to show some latitude towards their clients, although it helps to be white and on the payroll of one of the EU institutions and you are expected to return the generous favour with obsequious gratitude).

We are routinely subjected to unprecedented levels of scrutiny as well as an unprecedented intensity of scrutiny. In the past (usually in times of war – the war on terrorism is without antecedent in that it is constructed as war during peacetime with all citizens as potential casualties or perpetrators, a never-ending conflict legitimising governments in their efforts to restore flagging credibility and to keep permanent tight control over their citizens, all previous wars have been of limited duration and the combatants clearly marked by their dress, although the spectre of the fifth column justified mass internments of completely innocent individuals stigmatised due to their extraction- or in the iron grip of totalitarianism), limited manpower resources restricted the effectiveness of surveillance (random checks, reliance on informants). Nowadays, technology permits more people to be kept under continuous observation at a minimum cost in terms of human resources. Detectives may well only sift through camera footage once a crime has been committed, but the important fact is the very availability of the pictures. As Kennedy argues: “Police surveillance used to be based on the targeting of specific individuals or groups, but, although that continues, we are also seeing the emergence of mass surveillance, with systems in a growing number of fields profiling millions of people at a time. The ever-present eye of closed-circuit TV on every building is now a regular source of evidence in criminal cases and it has huge public support. Britain has more CCTV cameras per head of population than any other country in the world. (…) According to a House of Lords report, when private systems are taken into account, there are more than 1.5 million lenses covering public spaces in the UK. The launch of congestion charging in London, using a scheme which logs car numberplates with cameras, will have added to that number” (op.cit, p260). The relative lack of corruption amongst representatives of the police and judiciary may lull us into a false sense of security concerning the erosion of our rights. Kennedy reminds us of technology’s propensity to penetrate even our most mundane transactions: “There are now machines which can test banknotes for the presence of drugs, and sniffer machines which can sense the presence of explosives. A whole range of technologies formerly only used by the military or intelligence community are now becoming available to police. We have computer identification through facial mapping, iris identification, voice identification from telephones – all of which could take us straight to culprits. We have infrared surveillance so that the presence of persons in buildings or hiding in container lorries is established from outside, and tiny ‘up and under’ magnetic tracking devices which when popped on to a car disclose its every move.
Convergence is leading to the elimination of technological barriers so that different systems can mutually exchange and process different forms of data. Through data-sharing and data-matching between government databases, through access to our telephone bills, shopping loyalty cards and other accounts, we can all be kept under
covert surveillance” (op.cit, p262).

A brief aside on loyalty cards: the comparison between the ID card and store loyalty and other types of card issued by private companies drawn by the former Home Secretary is both specious and simple-minded: credit card companies, however much they might impinge on privacy, do not have the power to deprive us of our liberty. They cannot be compared either in function or repressive capacity to governments. Commercial enterprises cannot compel you to hold a loyalty card on penalty of the security guard turning you away at the door. True, some retailers, such as Matelan make you fill in a form for one before you can make a purchase, but logic dictates that the information logged will only be utilised for the purposes of boosting sales/profitability. The firms concerned provide incentives to entice the cardholder back and they do not possess a legally stipulated entitlement to your data.

The “dazzle effect” of technology is not new. We are more willing to place out trust in the non-human, giving priority to machine-based (on the surface incontrovertible) evidence in preference to the testimony of flawed beings. This attitude is revealed in an episode (Court Martial) of Star Trek in which Captain Kirk is put on trial for the perjury and culpable negligence leading to the death of one of his crewmen, Lieutenant Commander Benjamin Finney. The visual extract from the ship’s computer log shows that the Captain indeed jettisoned the pod in which Finney was sitting during an ion storm prior to Red Alert, an act, which Kirk strenuously denies, thereby breaking with standard procedure. Although the faith placed in the veracity of the computer transcript might appear quaint (in the 60s hackers were not quite as commonplace as they are now), we should not be so complacent as to convince ourselves that we could never be so naïve: how are we to gauge whether a photograph has been digitally manipulated, for example? The blinding effect is a constant. Interestingly, Kirk’s defence lawyer, Samuel T. Cogley, not the most enamoured computer user, fights for the Captain’s exoneration by appealing to inalienable human rights: “The most devastating witness against my client is not a human being; it’s a machine, an information system (…). I speak of rights. A machine has none, a man must. My client has the right to face his accuser and if you do not grant him that right you have brought us down to the level of the machine. Indeed, you have elevated that machine above us”. In the end, it emerges that Finney faked his death, having nursed a grudge against Kirk for many years. The charges against the Captain are dropped, his reputation restored. The advocates of new technologies lapse into the rhetoric of the impossibility of counterfeiting, of absolute reliability and infallibility (the ID card no exception). We congratulate ourselves that we are aware no technology is error-free, that we could never be so gullible, that we are immune to its spell. Yet substantiating your innocence when you are on the receiving end is another matter altogether (Kennedy beautifully encapsulates the power imbalance faced by anyone who has fallen foul of the law, whether innocent or not: “The state is like a supercharged juggernaut bearing down on a man with a bike. The protections and safeguards are just the provision of a crash helmet”, Just Law, p26).

We are all the while undergoing a process of incremental desensitization. Big Brother, which purveys surveillance as entertainment and exults in its own vulgarity, contributes to our becoming inured. Bauman regards such spectacles as a symptom of the postmodern condition: “A place in the limelight is a modality of being in its own right, in which film stars, football high-scorers and ministers of government share in equal measure. One of the requirements that apply to them all is that they are expected – ‘have a public duty’ – to confess for public consumption and put their private lives on public display, and not to grumble if others do it for them. Once disclosed, such private lives may prove to be unilluminating or downright unattractive: not all private secrets contain lessons which other people may find useful. Disappointments, however numerous, are unlikely to change confessional habits or dispel the appetite for confessions: after all (…) the way individual people define individually their individual problems and try to tackle them deploying individual skills and resources is the sole remaining ‘public issue’ and the sole object of ‘public interest’” (Liquid Modernity, pp71-2). Big Brother’s attraction in part consists of the promise of instant (if short-lived) fame and a share in celebrity for all, irrespective of talent or intelligence (the housemates vying with each other to win viewer favour through excess).

In my undergraduate year abroad I would travel home and back via the Hamburg-Hoek of Holland train, spending the night, or the best part thereof in the station. The waiting room environment was always too intimidating for me not only because of the drunks slumped across the moulded plastic seats, the incoherently cursing down and outs and other hovering lone males, but also because the sight of armed police with bullet proof vests and machine guns (or what my untrained eye classified as such). How shocking, brutal and unnecessary, I shuddered, huddling on a bench in the cold semi-seclusion of the platform. A couple of weeks ago at Cardiff International, I scarcely batted an eyelid at the officers patrolling in pairs around one of the smallest airports I have ever flown from. Even such a tiny place, surrounded by drizzle-drenched fields had been contaminated by fear.

Similarly in the air-conditioned corridors of the Stalin-baroque palace in which I work, security has been tightened up relentlessly. When we were first ordered to wear our staff badges visibly at all times when inside the building, HP attached a sugar sachet with a green background (the correct colour code for freelancers) to his lapel and not a single guard challenged him in spite of the fact that the photograph was of a black French rugby player. He would never make it through the entrance without standard-issue ID now. Turning up for another stint in the office is like entering an airport. Until we kicked up a fuss via the appropriate channels, we were made to put our handbags and briefcases through a scanner and our bodies through metal-detecting portal even under “White Alert” (as members of staff with permanent contracts our positions are more secure than those of our superiors, whose status is dependent upon the whims of the electorate, although the latter, some of whom belong to the political wing of organisations condoning violence are exempted from such impositions).

The distinction between the public and private sphere is being systematically worn away. Bauman does not perceive this as necessarily sinister: “What is currently happening is not just another renegotiation of the notoriously mobile boundary between the private and the public. What seems to be at stake is a redefinition of the public sphere, as a scene on which private dramas are staged, put on public display and publicly watched” (Liquid Modernity, p70). And: “The ‘public’ is colonized by the ‘private’; ‘public’ interest is reduced to curiosity about the private lives of public figures, tapering the art of public life down to a public display of private affairs and public confessions of private sentiments (the more intimate the better)” (The Individualized Society, Polity, Cambridge, 2001, pp49-50). As a result “(…) the task of critical theory has been reversed. It used to be the defence of private autonomy from the advancing troops of the public domain, almost wholly subsumed under the rule of the all-powerful, impersonal State and its many bureaucratic tentacles or smaller-scale replicas. It is now the defence of the vanishing public realm, or rather the refurnishing of the public space fast emptying due to desertion on both sides: the exit of the ‘interested citizen’ and the escape of real power into a territory which, for all the extant democratic institutions are capable of doing, can only be described as outer space” (The Individualized Society, p107).

I do not agree entirely with his assessment. The state now has the means at its disposal to monitor our every activity, demanding access to our computers and the contents of our e-mails in the name of security (if you believe my concerns are exaggerated, consult the Electronic Communications and Regulatory Powers Acts). Our final retreat will soon be behind the skin in the recesses of the unhinged mind, as in the shattering conclusion of Terry Gilliam’s masterpiece Brazil where the (anti-)hero Sam Lowry sits in the interrogator’s chair, blood dripping from his hands, having escaped into a consoling fantasy world into which his tormentors could not follow him. In the borderless economic space (Roos Pijpers) of the EU, checks on individuals in a despecialised context assume greater significance. These can be carried out anywhere, not just at the traditional frontiers. The appeal of ID cards to governments worried about the porosity of their borders is obvious.

All systems can be subverted, however, provided you have an accomplice. As the film Gattaca brings home, even genetic data can be falsified. Vincent Freeman meticulously peels off extraneous epidermal tissue and deposits the skin cells of Jerome Eugene Morrow on to the keyboard of his computer at his workplace in order to avoid his true identity as the product of a natural birth being revealed in a society, which discriminates against its citizens on the basis of their genetic heritage. Nothing is forge-proof if the price is right. Networks of shared interest or compassion by definition conspire against control, as Foucault noted in his discussion of horizontal compartmentalisation/segregation to prevent communication between isolated individuals (“coercive individualization, by the elimination of any relation that is not supervised by authority or arranged according to hierarchy”, op.cit, p239).

There is nothing new in the regulation of bodies: all societies have prescribed rules of appropriate conduct, due deference to social superiors, dress codes, adornments, edible foods and so on. It is Foucault who expresses the relationship between the body and power most cogently: “(…) the body is also directly involved in a political field; power relations have an immediate hold upon it; they invest it, mark it, train it, torture it, force it to carry out tasks, to perform ceremonies, to emit signs. This political investment of the body is bound up, in accordance with complex reciprocal relations, with its economic use; it is largely as a force of production that the body is invested with relations of power and domination; but, on the other hand, its constitution as labour power is possible only if it is caught up in a system of subjection (in which need is also a political instrument meticulously prepared, calculated and used); the body becomes a useful force only if it is both a productive body and a subjected body” (op.cit, pp25-6). Our knowledge of the genetic sequences that govern our sickness and health represents a qualitative leap in terms of the legibility of bodies. The unique makeup of each individual is ideally suited for the purposes of administrative classification. In pursuit of error-free identification, biometric data (encoded bodily information) will be included in the ID card. The symbolism of the fingerprint, forever associated in my mind with criminality, speaks volumes. How much longer will it be before we have a bar code tattooed on our forearms or a chip implanted in our skulls (after all, our pet dogs, man’s best friend and closest companion already carry them)?

Context is of the utmost significance and the context in which the ID card is to be phased in is undeniably worrying. It forms part of a package and must, as Helena Kennedy warns, be seen as one element in a full-scale assault on our civil liberties: “It is, however, vital that any process of modernisation or reform must take place against a backdrop of principle: a retreat from the rule of law, human rights and civil liberties is short-sighted and unthinkable. Yet such a retreat is precisely what is taking place. A quiet and relentless war is being waged on our rights. One individual encroachment can seem inconsequential or even justifiable if the reasons given are sufficiently seductive, but taken as a whole a pattern begins to emerge which should leave none of us feeling sanguine” (op.cit, pp3-4). The ID card should not be viewed in isolation: “The Home Secretary sees the fixed penalties as a crucial way of bearing down on all sorts of low-level crime and is now considering giving security guards, neighbourhood wardens and community support officers the power to hand them out. The failure to give proper names and addresses will strengthen his arguments for identity cards. Every encroachment leads to another” (op.cit, pp73-4).

Kennedy also highlights the current “weather vane” style of governance so fashionable at the moment: “People are easily alarmed by the idea that barbarians are at every gate, including their own, in the form of asylum seekers and criminals. As a result they are prepared to sacrifice a significant level of freedom and privacy in exchange for greater security. The temptation is for governments to read expressions of public fear and the willingness of citizens to make sacrifices as giving them carte blanche to rewrite underlying principles of law. Instead of making the political weather, devising policies for which they then seek public endorsement, governments increasingly see citizens as consumers, to be listened to through the marketing device of focus groups and to whom policy must be tailored. Government-as-product-supplier means pursuing market share, redesigning the brand and purveying policy on a ‘what works’ basis rather than principle. But there are some areas of our lives, including the justice system, which are not susceptible to market forces, where to rely on economic drivers or populist desires creates distortions, injustice and outcomes which take no account of the ‘common good’. The move towards a market state may be unsettling but the move towards a market society, where all human interaction takes on a quasi-commercial spin, is even more alarming” (op.cit, p7).

Crossman demolishes another of the favourite pooh-poohing tactics of the government: “To say ‘if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear’ is to mistake the crucial difference between hiding criminality and respecting privacy. Unwillingness to share information about ourselves does not imply criminal behaviour, but simply a desire for privacy”. I concur with him that the “nothing to hide, nothing to fear” rhetoric comprises an insidious form of muzzling, a cheap tactic to discredit opponents – if you raise your voice in defiance the taint of suspicion clings to you: you are placed on the defensive and have to insist that your record is unblemished for your arguments to gain (and retain) any plausibility. I have never incurred so much as a parking fine and would never dream of bringing the machinery of repression down upon me and I have carried an ID card since 1991.

I do not consider myself overtly political. Politics are a turn-off and for the most part I ignore the self-aggrandising pronouncements of mud-flecked career politicians, as they grunt and squeal, squirming to dip their snouts in the trough. I seek escape in the realm of science-fiction (the experimental sociology of the future). There are, however, certain fundamental principles, which I espouse:
Full equality for women as regards remuneration, opportunity and status.
Student grants as opposed to loans to prevent access to education from degenerating back into the preserve of the well-heeled elite.
The reward of excellence instead of birth (Prince Charles’ statement to the effect that the lower orders should not get ideas above their station and daydream idly of fame and fortune betraying the continued prejudices of the upper class).
Regenerating areas of urban decay and offering hope to poor communities.
Provision of decent public services, such as health care affordable to all.
The preservation of mobility in an open, democratic and tolerant society.

I could add to the list, but my antipathy towards entrenched privilege ought to be clear. Yes, I deplore the erosion of solidarity, the reduction of all human life to a cost-effectiveness calculation. Yes, the ID card does elicit a visceral emotional reaction within me.

In Orwell’s nightmare vision, Winston is happy to embrace oblivion, to renounce his individuality in an ecstasy of submission. Like him we are expected to connive at our own destruction and feel gratitude for being accorded the privilege.

[I would warmly recommend to any reader interested in immersing themselves in the topic that they not be put off by the name and consult the excellent David Blunkett is an Arse, which contains a rich seam of source material and valuable analysis]

Sunday, 12 December 2004

Rubble

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“…it was curiously like a Sunday in the City, with the closed shops, the houses locked up and the blinds drawn, the desertion, and the stillness. In some places plunderers had been at work, but rarely at other than the provision and wine shops. A jeweller’s window had been broken open in one place, but apparently the thief had been disturbed, and a number of gold chains and a watch were scattered on the pavement. I did not trouble to touch them. Farther on was a tattered woman in a heap on the doorstep; the hand that hung over her knee was gashed and bled down her rusty dress, and a smashed magnum of champagne formed a pool across the pavement. She seemed asleep, but she was dead”
H.G. Wells, The War of the Worlds

“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only. But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and did not know until the flood came and took them all away, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be”
Matthew 24, verses 36-39.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter’d visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp’d on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock’d them and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Percy Bysshe Shelley, Ozymandias

In 1898, when Wells put pen to paper to record his vision of conquest by aliens, The War of the Worlds, London was arguably the greatest and most technologically advanced city of the world, which his imagination laid waste. As its architecture crumbled before the Martian attack, nature succumbed to the creeping fronds of the red weed. The appeal of such nightmares lies in the unimaginable spectacle of all the proud achievements of our civilisation being swept away in seconds (all too possible given our nuclear stockpiles). Our invincibility is exposed as a mere illusion (or, to cite J. P. Telotte’s appraisal of Pal’s 1953 cinematic rendering: “Its cataclysmic images, along with vague clues as to what the Martian invaders look like, effectively point up how vulnerable we are to forces and beings completely beyond our conception”, in Science Fiction Film, Cambridge University Press, Cambridge, 2001, p143). Monuments and public buildings, which in their materiality stand as enduring testimony to historical continuity, participating in and sustaining the illusion of permanence are blown apart, sends a shudder through the audience, a visceral thrill (which Susan Sontag refers to as “the aesthetics of destruction” in her essay The Imagination of Disaster, reprinted in Sean Redmond (ed.), Liquid Metal, Wallflower Press, London and New York, 2004, pp40-47, quotation from p41) at the wanton shattering of bricks and granite. The demolition of these symbols, with their extraordinarily economical compression of meaning and associations, in the medium of film suffices to evoke a sense of devastation and impotence in the space of a few frames. The onslaught was completely unexpected. Even when the cylinders had landed, people kept going about their everyday business with scarcely more than a glance at the newspaper headlines (in the Jeff Wayne musical version the simple device of the sound of a human heartbeat doubling as the pulse of the city is employed to great effect). With hindsight, the comforting ignorance of the last days becomes an object of longing.
What follows is a narrative of reversal involving the complete breakdown of the existing order, the erasure of rank, an obliteration of the distinction between rich and poor, accompanied by a loosing of social constraints, lawlessness, looting, panic. The artificiality and inadequacy of former conventions is remorselessly paraded (whilst we are subtly reminded of their necessity in less traumatic times). How helpless, how puny, how flimsy and, by extension, how beautiful is the ordinary, unobtrusive miracle of cohesion to which even the humblest of lives invisibly contributes. Decay, decline and pessimism are not normally associated or easily reconciled with our perception of the Victorian belief in (linear) progress and the redemptive power of technological advancement. The knowledge of defeat hits home with the failure of ultimate force (the warship Thunderchild and the atom bomb in later retellings). The valour of our soldiers is futile; they are unable to withstand the blistering assault. Neither religion nor technology can save us.

Three new adaptations of the masterpiece are currently in production: a CGI adaptation by Jeff Wayne, a Pendragon Pictures retelling directed by Timothy Hines and the most widely publicised remake by Spielberg (source: Dreamwatch, issue 122, November 2004). I have to admit that the latter is the one I find least interesting and which I therefore do not await with keen anticipation. The budget at the disposal of the rivals is far lower than that which Spielberg can command, but they retain the original setting. As an avid consumer of sci-fi I enjoy effects as much as anyone, but effects cannot substitute for a plot or make up for betraying the spirit of a great work.

Whereas I am not opposed to a transposition to another country and/or period, such a move calls for sensitivity as well as skill. The film which to my mind best embodies these qualities whilst altering the context is Brad Bird’s The Iron Giant. It fully retains the message and the profundity of Ted Hughes’ short book and to my mind has already attained canonical status. The trope of 1950s small town America in the grip of Cold War paranoia is lovingly and meticulously reproduced. The backdrop is selected for its mind-numbing banality, its unremarkableness and unquestioned normality. Hogarth Hughes, the nine year-old main character, is fascinated by tales of mechanical and extra-terrestrial adversaries and superheroes as well he might be so soon after the launch of Sputnik. He devours comics (titles such as Red Menace showing a rampaging crimson robot on the cover with its knowing allusion to anti-Communist ideology) and his bedroom wall is covered with movie posters (including one for Forbidden Planet, my all-time favourite). Homage is paid to the cinema output of the era, more specifically the sci-fi genre (Hogarth stays up late to watch Fiend without a Face on television by the light of his torch knowing that his Mother is delayed at work). The profusion of throwaway details adds layer upon layer of authenticity, for example, at school, Hogarth and his classmates are forced to watch a chipmunk sporting a hard hat with the CD (Civil Defence) logo cavorting about the sports field as a barrage of enemy missiles descends. The children are instructed to duck and cover, placing their hands over their heads and hiding under a desk. Never did the propaganda appear so insidious or dishonest than in this humorous aside.

The villain of the piece is Kent Mansley, government agent, a sort of anti-Mulder (the X Files parody quite deliberate), a clean-shaven, suit and tie clad über-conformist, he is motivated solely by dreams of career advancement. Instead of embodying the state’s will to protect its citizens, he actively suspects them as spies and traitors, all too eager to collude with the hidden foe. He revels in his authority over them, requisitioning vehicles and ordering the Mayor about. His callous disregard for Hogarth translated into irresponsible actions endangers the entire community by triggering the otherwise benevolent Giant’s aggression. When confronted with the prospect of annihilation, his only thought is to flee to safety.

Ultra cool beatnik Dean with his designer stubble (neat shorthand for his rejection of everything the bureaucrat stands for) acts as Mansley’s foil. Apart from quaffing espresso, his pastime of choice is transforming worthless scrap metal into art. The film as a whole is suffused with a refreshing anti-authoritarian undercurrent, encouraging us to recall the utility of scepticism when fed slogans from above.

The Giant himself, the other who hurtled down to earth from space, at first assumes a threatening aspect, but, as the story unfolds through Hogarth’s innocent eyes, we embrace him without the adult’s knee-jerk hostility.

At the box office, The Iron Giant failed miserably, a depressing fact, which initially mystified me. After some thought, I realised it must have been because it broke the Disney mould. There are no ever-so-cute talking animals (the stag wandering through the forest glade is shot by hunters. The Giant has no conception of death and cannot understand why it lies on the grass motionless. When he gently prods it and attempts to pick it up, Hogarth scolds him. “Guns kill,” the boy explains. The Giant’s eyes glow red as he contemplates the weapon, the irony being that he himself is a huge machine of death when provoked into self-defence or pushed to seek revenge. Although violence breeds violence, the Giant overcomes his programming, finding his true destiny in sacrifice). There are no bursts of song. The comedy is not crassly executed and Bird is not afraid to include running gags (such as when Hogarth slips laxative powder into Mansley’s milkshake to shake him off. For several scenes as Mansley conducts his search for the Giant the grumbling of his innards indicates the effectiveness of the subterfuge. Alternatively, the farmer points in the direction of the wooden outhouse). How many Disney flicks dare to have a sympathetic single Mother paying the bills in the inauspicious surroundings of a diner as the female protagonist? One who in order to hold down her job as a waitress has to leave her son to his own devices?

The film is also immensely moving. By definition imperfectly socialised, the Giant is clumsy in his emulation of his friend and mentor. When shut up in a barn to avoid being discovered by Mansley, the Giant reads material supplied to him by Hogarth, chronicling the adventures of Superman. As Hogarth points out: “he started off just like you; he crash-landed on earth, didn’t know what he was doing, but he only uses his powers for good, never for evil, remember that”. His evil counterpart, the Metal Menace Atomo from the comic of the same name, is likewise presented to the Giant, allowing him to absorb fundamental moral truths via the most easily graspable of archetypes. When he surrenders his life to stop an atomic bomb devastating the town, he fits the deed into the cultural schema provided.

The review in The Independent echoes my assessment: “If that sounds like a blueprint for a typically Hollywoodian exercise in crassness and vulgarity, miraculously it isn’t so. The film is a peach”. And: “In fact, Ted Hughes is a red herring. The model for the film, and doubtless the reason for its having been made in the first place, is ET. There is the same forlorn alien otherness, the same single-parent environment, the same distrust of the military establishment, the same Christ-like [Jesus as the prototypical superhero with his special powers and defiance of mortality] trajectory (from a nativity to a crucifixion to the implication of a resurrection), even the same quintessentially Spielbergian juxtaposition of the supernatural and the hyper-natural”.

Whereas I have a soft spot for George Pal’s (actually Pál György’s) War of the Worlds directed by Byron Haskin, with its floating craft in place of the lumbering tripods (in Vivian Sobchak’s words: “the Martians’ individual war ships (…) could hardly be more sinister (and eerily beautiful) in their realization; their shape suggests a cobra or the ocean’s deadly manta ray, their silent movement over city and countryside metaphorically turns Earth’s atmosphere turgid, their inexorable progress is punctuated only by the hissing of their incinerating rays”, in Screening Space, The American Science Fiction Film, Rutgers University Press, New Brunswick, New Jersey and London, second edition, 2004 (1987), p77), its rugged scientist and screaming, hysterical woman clinging on to his arm, I do not feel that it was an entirely successful contextual transfer. It makes no real attempt amidst the fury to communicate the melancholy of loss of cherished certainty. There is no feeling of utter despair and solitude, such as is so beautifully conveyed in Jeff Wayne’s musical reworking. The latter employed the talents of one of our greatest actors (the sorely missed Richard Burton – whoever it is that reads the voiceover in the Spielberg trailer simply cannot compete with the Welshman), superbly capturing the tragedy and pathos of the text and has likewise stood the test of time to become a classic in its own right. It is quite simply excellent, which is why if Wayne can reproduce its atmosphere in high-tech animation I am convinced that it will be of the highest quality.
Although I find much of Spielberg’s oeuvre simplistic, cloying and maudlin I am willing to keep an open mind. I have no doubt that it will be spectacular, but also that it will be a candy floss production, a strand of spun pink sugar that instantly melts on the tongue, a transitory pleasure, which quickly fades without true satisfaction. I also worry that with Cruise topping the bill the gung-ho, testosterone-laden arrogance of power will dominate. I cannot see him as being capable of adopting the correct register of the passive and helpless spectator (and narrator) of calamity. However, once again, I am open to being proven wrong.
There is no coincidence in the respective releases coming so close together: cultural artefacts function as political barometer. We no longer feel secure, the conviction of our invincibility has been undermined. Adam Roberts’ interpretation of the novel is instructive in this respect: “Wells actually inhabits a subtly balanced position between expressing concern about the morality of European Imperialism in coded form, and reinforcing exactly the ideological underpinnings of that Imperialism with a scare story about how easily a ruthless, racially distinct military threat might destroy an unprepared Britain. More specifically, there is something ‘Eastern’ about Wells’ conception of his Martians, from their pseudo-Arabic cry of ‘Ulla’, like the Islamic cry of ‘Allah’, to their towering metallic tripods striding about on metal legs which may derive from Russian folklore of a house that moves about on gigantic chicken legs. In other words, the deftness of Wells’s conception is that he is able simultaneously to critique the European Imperial excesses, whilst also coding the ‘Eastern’ threat against which European Imperialism specifically justified itself” and: “It is not a narrow mapping of Imperialist anxieties onto a symbolic form, but rather a complex symbolic mediation of the paradoxes of Imperialist ideology” (Science Fiction, part of The New Critical Idiom series, Routledge, London and New York, 2000, pp64 and 65 respectively).

As we emerge blinking into daylight, the horrors left behind, we will once again be lulled by the murmur of traffic, its movement carefully regulated by the sequence of the lights, the procession of anonymous suburbs, the net curtains, windowsill ornaments and pot plants.

Friday, 10 December 2004

Quicklime

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10th December 2004

[To Neal, 12th August, 1997]

Pastraţi liniştea şi curăţenia! Between three and six in the afternoon, the suburbs of Kolozsvár are silent. Csendóra van. No loud noises tolerated. No shouting, only snoring! Siesta in the late summer sunshine. Clouds are gathering as I sit in Zsolti’s room at the desk. István, Enikő’s husband, is taking a bath, Enikő is running a few errands before collecting Zsolti from her parents’ house, so I have a few moments to write. I was apprehensive about coming here on my own on Saturday. (Of course, since no-one was off on a kirándulás [excursion] on that particular Saturday, the weather was serene and blissful!). The farewell party was uninspiring. With Enikő gone, only Györgyi, Lenke and my corridor-mate were left. We sat at one of the long wooden tables opposite the entrance, looking down on the dance floor, dutifully applauding the prize-winners of the various competitions until the loudspeakers began blaring distorted versions of pop songs, driving us away. The numbers had depleted considerably. Few were left for the obligatory waltz. I stared up at the glass ceiling and my eyes brimmed with tears. Again, I missed you. I walked alone back past the periodicals library, one last time, breathing deeply the sweet evening air. After the final breakfast, the organisers called round all the rooms in the residence to make sure we knew that we had to vacate the premises by around quarter to twelve. I pulled back the curtains and closed the window before leaving. Crossing the car park to the tram-stop, I had to make way for a procession of brides, all in the traditional white, accompanied by their grooms and a flock of photographers. The fountain and the main building must be the most scenic background in Debrecen! In spite of having posted back virtually all my books, my bag is still too heavy for me. The few remaining stragglers congregated at the railway station for a final round of farewells. I was travelling in the opposite direction to everyone else.

I boarded the train bound for Bratislava to head for Püspökladány, where I had an hour or so’s wait before the Marosvásárhely express. Since the announcer made no mention of the stations the train stops at before its final destination, I sat in the waiting room until I nearly missed it! Far from being the plush or at least passable Intercity I expected, it was a filthy old carriage divided into compartments. A young Hungarian mother and her two boys shared it with me. I had intended to study, but we struck up a conversation instead. She succeeded in driving me to the brink of hysteria with her dire visions of what would happen to me on crossing over to the Romanian side due to my failure to have purchased Deutschmarks or dollars. “They don’t accept forints. I can’t tell you if they accept [Waffelian] francs. I hope so. Maybe you should ask the English people next door if they have any spare dollars they can sell you.” We quizzed the Hungarian border guard about whether his counterpart would accept other currency. He couldn’t give an answer. “Maybe you’ll be lucky, maybe you’ll catch them on a good day. And what’s that you have in the black bag? A computer? You’d better make sure you get a declaration form for it from the Hungarian customs officer before we cross or else you’ll end up paying a fortune in duties, they might even confiscate it. In the bad old days under Ceauşescu, they used to rake through everything you owned and take their pick of what they wanted. They’re like animals, they have no concept of manners or good behaviour, you can’t trust them, and remember when you get to Romania, be careful, you’ll be robbed. I’m glad you are here with me; I can take the boys to the toilet without having to remove my luggage from the racks and taking it with me. Never leave anything unattended.” I was dizzy with dismay and had to step out into the corridor whilst the formalities were being taken care of. Men in uniforms wielding hammers, inspecting the underside of the train for contraband. Delay, delay, still in friendly Hungary, sweltering heat, the comforting national colours on the station sign: Biharkeresztes. At last, shuddering off into the unknown, grey clouds darkening the landscape, a few hundred yards further, just over the border and the rain turned torrential, pouring in through the window, where it had warped and rusted. My companion, plucking out paper handkerchiefs to plug the gaps, hastily removed her slumbering three year old to a drier seat. “Román szag [Romanian smell],” she muttered. “Büdös, ugye? [It stinks, doesn’t it?]” I was forced to admit she was right. A huge chemical plant, so close to the railway line that even the rain could not obscure it, belched out smoke into the downpour. Sweat on the nape of my neck. I calmed myself. There was no turning back now. I presented my passport to the officer, who addressed me in Romanian. “I’m sorry, but I don’t speak Romanian. I need a visa. Do you accept [Waffelian] francs?”

“I don’t know, you have to speak to my colleague. She will be here in a few minutes. I take your passport. I bring it back.”
Reluctantly, I handed it over, the sole proof of my citizenship, the protection of Her Majesty’s government afforded to the bearer.
His tone hardened: “How long are you staying in Romania?” and then, to my companion, “Pénze van? Deutschmark?”
She meekly pulled a hundred mark note from her blouse pocket: “Száz márka [100 marks]”
“Hova mész [Where are you going?]?”
“Marosvásárhelyre [To Marosvásárhely].”
“Meddig maradsz [How long are you staying for]?”
“Egy hétig [For a week].”
“Rendben van [Alright].” He left us.
“Will I get it back?” I smiled to conceal my fear.
“Persze, persze [Of course, of course].”
A woman with a suitcase crying “Visa, visa!” dashed past. I waved, managing to catch her eye. “F?” I nodded.
“F……” a spate of Romanian at such speed I could barely pick out a few words. Thankfully, my Hungarian friend stepped in to help. “F, do you have dollar, Deutschmarks?” I was adamant.
“No, only forints or [Waffelian] francs.”
“Forints no good. French francs?”
“No, [Waffelian] francs.”
“Oh, F, F, so difficult.” She produced a calculator, requesting that my friend explain. I was given sixty thousand lei change out of two thousand [Waffelian] francs before she disappeared to show the officer the receipt, but not before demonstrating a great deal of scepticism about the notes I had thrust upon her.
“She is checking to see whether they are forged,” my friend explained, though it was obvious. I almost protested, but bit my tongue. Meanwhile, soldiers came through the train to haul down the seats and check that nothing lay concealed beneath them and the conductor enquired as to how many of us there were altogether in the compartment so that he could sell the remaining seats should the opportunity arise. Then came the customs official, short, thick-set, beady-eyed.
“What is in this black bag, is it yours?” he demanded curtly of my fellow traveller.
“Eşte calculatoare?”
“Nu, nu eşte calculatoare, eşte laptop.”
He shrugged, ignoring her question as to whether I ought to fill in a declaration form.
At last, the first officer returned with my passport and two slips of paper, one a receipt for the payment, another to be yielded on the journey back. He overheard me from the corridor. “So, you speak Hungarian?” he asked with visible relief, as his knowledge of Hungarian far surpassed his knowledge of English, “Tartsd meg ezt a papírt. Keep this. Give it to the police when you go back. Do not lose it. Goodbye.”
The combined time taken up by bureaucracy exceeded two hours.

“Was that it?” I ventured as the train began to trundle forward.
“Yes. It was a good day.”
The skies cleared and my mood brightened. I had not been arrested as an indigent foreigner daring to sully the sacred soil of Romania. Business is business. They wanted money, I wanted to pay. I fished out my sandwich and can of Pepsi, the provisions I had packed. No restaurant car. Four squares of chocolate, two of which I sacrificed to the boys whose melancholy eyes melted my resolve. In return, their mother rewarded me with a coated sponge bar.

The toilet on the train was quite the most unsanitary sanitary contraption I have ever had the misfortune to depend upon. Rusted through, it leaked as much piss as it swallowed; indeed, the user had to be very careful not to step in the pool that had accumulated in the middle of the floor, slopping about as the carriage swayed from side to side. Thinking it unwise to entrust my tender regions to the seat, I balanced, part crouching, hoping my aim was sure. Needless to say, there was no paper. I had had the foresight to bring a few sheets just in case. No towels, no soap.

The mountains of Transylvania, clad with deciduous trees, are beautiful. From the window we could admire them. Tiny villages, men working with scythes, ancient tractors in the meadows, blackened haystacks, a peasant in costume sitting by the roadside, stroking the neck of a cow.
“The fruit and vegetables are better here than in Hungary. They have a better taste because the farmers don’t use artificial fertilisers, only natural dung. They don’t use pesticides or chemicals either.”
We entered a tunnel and were plunged briefly into complete darkness.
“I went to school here before I moved to Pest. We used to have fights in the playground. They’d shout: ‘The Romanians are coming’, and we’d run out in the yard.”
This reminded me of the rivalry between our school, P Academy, and the neighbouring High School with the mass punch-ups and bloodied noses. Wednesday was the appointed day for combat. You had to hurry home by the shortcut if you wanted to avoid being caught up in it. No mercy, not even for girls.

Finally, the train pulled into Kolozsvár, though we had to call down to a passer-by to be quite sure. The train arrived early and there was no indication as to what the name of the station actually was. Enikő’s father and Zsolt were on the platform, Enikő having walked the length of the platform to find me. Headache from the thick and smoky air. Like treacle in the lungs. Pigeons landing on my windowsill.

Sunday morning, on the way to visit Enikő’s mother-in-law. Street market. Melons of every conceivable variety in huge piles along the pavement, the gutter choked with discarded rinds. Oily puddles. Vans loaded with cucumbers and gherkins, headscarved peasant women crouching sullenly, brown skin furrowed by outdoor toil. Kardvirág [gladiolus], sensuous red, deep as the most exquisite and rare Bordeaux.
“Poftiţi!’ and then, as we draw closer, “Tessék!” to elicit custom. The main market, open until early evening, a throng so dense you can barely push forward. Sacks of paprika, herbs, a cheese hall whose sour stench almost made me retch. Three unhappy pigeons crammed into a tiny cage, guilt. Should I buy them to release or leave them for someone’s pot? An elderly woman with rickets, legs bent outwards, painfully dragging along, supported on sticks. Memories of Dakar, the filth and the humidity. The poor, shod with trainers, the sheen of man-made fibres. 500,000 inhabitants in sprawling suburbs. A branch of “Macdonald’s”, recently opened, “Drum bun!” for the hungry populace, the golden ‘M’ adorning the bins they have donated to the city. Cauldrons of corn cobs boiling on the corners. Dacias deceptively like the Renaults my father preferred. In the buses, “sortie de secours” and assorted other manufacturer’s inscriptions in French.

Sunday evening, paying a visit to Béla and his family whom I had met in Debrecen. His father had left Kolozsvár seven years ago for the sake of his son and his grandchildren, two beautiful little girls. “The Hungarians over there are not real Hungarians. They know nothing about hospitality or how to enjoy life. The Transylvanians are the true Hungarians. To them we are nothing but dirty Romanians, and here, we are Hungarians.” My host was Sz Z, asztalos [carpenter], a tall, slim, muscular man with a peasant moustache and a loud, cheerful voice. “This street used to be full of Hungarians. There was not one blessed Romanian soul in it. In 1965, when I used to take the bus to the factory, you never heard a single word spoken in Romanian, only ‘Szervusz’ and ‘Szia’. But Ceauşescu brought in settlers from the villages, building flats for them all, giving them work. The population of Kolozsvár was 80% Hungarian and 20% Romanian, but now the proportions are reversed. The old Romanians who were here when I was a boy are fine people. They never make any trouble. It is just a tiny minority of fools who stir things up. The new Romanians, up there in Monostor who listen to Funar because they don’t know any better and they are too lazy to think for themselves. I had a Romanian customer who actually admitted to me the other day that the reason he came to me was that I am Hungarian and that we Hungarians know better. And as for the fuss about the consulate flag, if Kovács László were to come back here I’d tell him that I would steal it every day if it meant that I would earn a million as a reward. No offence, Minister, but a man has to live, and it’s easy money. If the Nationalists are stupid enough to pay out good money, let them. Now let’s drink some Romanian whisky, szilvapálinka, good stuff, not the watered down rubbish that Alföldi paraszt [peasant from the Great Plain], that Alföldi bunkó [bumpkin from the Great Plain] gave you! Well done, cheers!” he guffawed, affectionately buffeting Béla in the chest. He left soon after with a friend, a hunter who makes a living out of escorting Germans to the forests where they take pot shots at tame meat-glutted bears for their trophy rooms. A snip at 60,000 DM per kill. Béla and I drifted on to the subject of Communism. “They are finding it incredibly difficult to adjust to democracy here. Before, they didn’t have to take responsibility for themselves at all. No decisions, their entire lives were organised, mapped out for them. Everything from Állam Bácsi [literally Uncle State, the honorific customarily used by children to their elders as a token of respect]. This is why they have no initiative, no enterprise. The State provided them with housing, moving them here from the mountains where they would have ended up working in the fields or milking cows. Compared with what they had, they are well-off in Kolozsvár. There is an enormous factory on the outskirts, the CUG. It employed 25,000 people. It has been split up into smaller units, but they are not viable either. Obsolete technology and no foreign investors willing to risk such a venture. Nothing but lay-offs and what are they supposed to do? I don’t envy the new government. You can’t solve problems like this by political means. I don’t know what is going to happen in this country in the future. I hope they don’t start looking for scapegoats for the ailing economy,” he sighed. All I could do was shrug empathically.

Monday morning, városnézés [sight-seeing around town] with Enikő. She escorted me to the library so that we could find out about the opening hours. Eight a.m. to one only. As she consulted the notice taped on to the main entrance, I jotted down the caption on a fading election poster: “Constantinescu presidente. Schimbarea în bine”. Zsolti was seized by sudden hunger pangs. We headed for the nearest baker’s. “Budincă de zmeură”, raspberry pudding mix in a sachet. Zahăr, sugar in bags along the shelves. They have very few pedestrian crossings. You have to trust your luck. Snatches of English beside the statue of Hunyadi Mátyás. A church dedicated to Archangel Michael, his portrait, flaming sword in hand, in stained glass behind the altar, a beggar woman with baby in arms latching on to us. “You are so beautiful, like a great Queen,” to no avail. Though I felt extremely uncomfortable, I pretended not to understand. Enikő managed to shoo her off in the end. To the Hungarian bookshop, a treasure trove. They tried to persuade me to buy up their entire stock of expensive picture volumes on Transylvanian art until I explained what my interests are.

In the afternoon, we went on an abortive sightseeing tour with Enikő’s father, abortive because he almost caused an accident and lost his license for three months. Firstly, we drove up into the hills so that we could look down on the city, which is the only way to appreciate its true size. A sharp bend in the road has been christened “halál kanyara [bend of death]” by the locals due to the high number of crashes there. In turn, I told them about the Devil’s Elbow near Aviemore which has a similar reputation as a black-spot. We descended by the caravan parks and the woodlands. Her father pulled out to overtake a tractor, without paying the least attention as to whether anything was coming in the opposite direction. Enikő and myself had both noticed the car, but it was left to me to shout in alarm. Back in town, he went through a red light and nearly collided with a vehicle turning into the same road. The other driver, however, had right of way and his light had been green. A policeman was on the prowl with his motorbike and pulled us over. Instant fine and he took the license away. Her father dropped us off a few hundred yards further on, homeward bound to deposit the car and drop in on his brother who works at the police station to see if he can wheedle the lost document back. According to Enikő, it ought to be possible, it’s merely a question of how big the bribe has to be. We climbed up the steps to the cross commemorating the heroes of the city, erected at Funar’s behest and strategically placed to be visible from virtually any vantage point in Kolozsvár. Monuments as territorial markers, asserting possession. The Hungarian theatre, a shabby building in a side street down by the waterside, ousted from its original premises, the so-called “National Theatre” in the city centre which has been lovingly restored. The politics of culture.

Tuesday, sneezing on the bus, the elderly gentleman opposite wishing me “Noroc!” Mulţumesc has proven to be a very useful word. Walking along the main boulevard, shopkeepers sprinkling the pavements with water with no regard for the footwear of the passers-by, dodging the black market money-changers in their shell suits, shamelessly plying their trade. (It reminded me of East Germany before the wall was torn down, though the warm climate and equally warm architecture is in no way comparable to the grey skies and concrete wastelands of the German Communist Hochburg as was). Escaping from the bustle of a busload of pilgrims bound for Lourdes, splendidly attired in peasant costume, into the silence of a cool, mosaic-floored hall. With their formal structure and identical procedure for access, libraries are comfortably familiar no matter where you may be in the world. Language is relegated to secondary importance. I, a German-speaker, helpful and accommodating. “It doesn’t matter about the bag, take it in. Ah, these Hungarians, they are strange. I know some who cannot speak a word of Romanian, and yet they live here. If you live in a country, you must speak the language. I do not understand them. They are always causing a fuss for no reason, it is all political.” I listened patiently, praising her for her fluency. She had lived in Aachen for four years. I searched through the catalogues. Soothing work. Logical thematic divisions, alphabetical listings, scrupulous rigour. Fill in the request form and the knowledge is delivered to your seat. Remember to smile and show gratitude. No radiators for the winter, but the windows were flung wide, stifling heat in the early hours already. The clock above the door looked as if it had stopped years ago. As I leafed through the newspapers from the 1920’s, I could hear the phlegm in a fellow-researcher’s lungs, steadily rasping as he breathed.

In the evening, Enikő’s mother and brother, Zsolti and myself drove out to the botanical gardens and to a boating pond where we rowed, counting the dead fish floating near the surface. “Nééé! [Loook!]” exclaimed Zsolti. Afterwards we stopped for a beer in a small pub near to home. “Do you ever smoke?” Enikő’s mother asked.
“No, never,” I replied, not wishing to cause offence by relating the tale of my adventures of non-tobacco.
“Good for you,” her brother approved.
“But wouldn’t it help you to lose weight if you smoked?” her mother pressed. She meant well, but it hurt. I rehearsed my customary argument about the futility of diets, since you put the weight back on again plus some more for good measure the minute you come off the diet. I did not bother to give the example of my mother who eats nothing, who is of a similar build and who has smoked since her early teens.

The following morning, after my farewells, I boarded the train for Budapest, leaning out of the window to wave to my dear friend until the train veered off to the right and I could no longer see the platform. I gazed out of the window at the landscape, the rivers and valleys, the fields and rural stations with a flock of goats crossing the tracks. Episcopea-Bihor and the customs inspection. A uniformed soldier pulling out the seats. I struck up a conversation in French with my two Romanian fellow-travellers. When I lapsed into their tongue, they were delighted, forgetting that I had claimed a knowledge comprising a few words only.
“Nu am inţeles, ” I grinned.
“Je m’excuse, j’avais oublié, car votre prononciation est vraiment parfaite.”

My final day in Budapest was spent in luxurious misery in the bedroom of the Hyatt Atrium due to the bout of salmonella I had contracted. Still, what better setting for being bedridden than there, with the unobstructed view of the Castle and the Chain Bridge? During the minibus ride to the airport, I kept silent surrounded by Americans and English. “They even have Macdonalds here, you’ve managed to export that to them,” one of them joked.
“Look, it’s a drive-in, just wide enough for a Trabant.”
“I’ve fallen in love so many times during my stay here. The waitresses are gorgeous,” quipped a middle-aged Liverpudlian. His wife refused to rise to the bait.
“I can’t bring my girlfriend here,” one of the Americans sympathised “she’d kill me for rubber-necking. We were always told that Eastern European women were ugly, you know, our women are better and prettier than their women kind of thing. I believed it because the only Eastern European women I had ever seen were the athletes, you know, huge, muscle-bound.”
Everyone laughed. I couldn’t help but smile, a memory of a vast, ruddy-cheeked shot-putter conjured back from oblivion. Wouldn’t like to meet her in a dark alley…
On arrival, the driver offered to lug my bag into the terminal for me, as he could not give me change of a hundred forint coin for the baggage trolley. I complained about the tone of the banter in the bus.
“Ezek az angolok nagyon lebecsülik a magyarokat. Nem is tudom, hogy miért jöttek ide. [These Brits really look down on the Hungarians. I don’t know why they bothered to come here”]”
“Figyeljen ide [Listen],” came the response “here, if a pregnant woman wants to get on a tram, the other people at the stop let her on first, but there…” he shrugged meaningfully. I then commented on my views of our Auld Enemy in general, but had to keep it to a minimum as we reached the check-in desk quickly. He wished me a pleasant trip.

Monday, 6 December 2004

Ffordd allan

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Flying over Holland in a bone-rattling turboprop I was struck not only by the featurelessness of the landscape, but by the vast expanses of greenhouse glowing an insipid, plant-friendly orange in which row upon row of pest-unravaged, perfectly shaped yet completely tasteless tomatoes and red peppers are cultivated. The distinguishing feature of Waffleland from the air by contrast is the string of lights snaking along the courses of the various motorways into the distance. The respective priorities of the two countries are thereby laid bare: one investing in the agri- and horticultural products upon which its economy depends, the other having long ago sold out to the car (seemingly endless, ventilated tunnels riddle the capital, rush hour tailbacks rivalling those of London in spite of the huge difference in population size), perhaps to facilitate escape from its confines?

We flew in over the bay, a lighthouse warning shipping away from the cliffs. A patchwork of villages, fields of docile sheep. The ubiquitous dragon, engraved in the glass panels of the corridor leading to the Arrivals Hall and woven into the fabric of the carpets. My taxi driver flitted from one topic of conversation to another like a butterfly in search of nectar. Having deposited my luggage in the boot, he invited me to sit in the front, grinning as he enquired whether I would like to drive as I headed for his door (a sure sign of environmental conditioning). He recounted his scuba-diving exploits with relish, explaining how to extract the flesh from a scallop (place it in water, which encourages it to open slightly before cutting the sinew) and how the orange sac is edible, but too salty for his taste. The Welsh have no national dish apart from curry, he claimed, although lava bread (bara laf), prepared with seaweed and Welsh cakes (piceri mân) lent local colour. He quizzed me about Scottish black pudding to test his theory about the drop in blood content the further north you travel. I had to disappoint him as I had no basis for comparison, never having eaten a slice of the fried haemoglobin, suet and oatmeal mixture south of the border. He disapproved of the Welsh Assembly, informing me that there were eleven tiers of government between the citizens and Europe: “What has it ever done for me? It’s just jobs for the boys, so it is”.

The anonymity of my hotel room was attenuated by the presence of a kettle and tea bags, single-serving sachets of Nescafé and portions of vegetable fat creamer, a concession to the British tradition. As I flicked through the channels in the hope of finding some light relief I came across a programme of a type favoured by producers due to its relative cheapness involving a compilation of clips from foreign channels accompanied by sarcastic comments from the presenters. A Brazilian game show involving celebrity humiliation figured prominently. Two snippets in particular almost caused me to bring up my cod and chips. Firstly the hapless victim was blindfolded and asked to identify the contents of a tank by touch alone. It contained hundreds of calves’ brains in blood. He instantly recoiled as the audience groaned with disgust at the sight of his fingertips caressing the spongy matter. What followed, however, was far worse (I admit to being unable to avert my gaze, the gruesomeness of the spectacle stimulating my basest instincts): the stars were once again blindfolded before being asked to taste a liquid and determine its ingredients. A series of jugs filled with everything from pickled gherkins to worms were displayed on a table for the benefit of viewers. The hosts popped a lump of lard and handfuls of live meal worms into a blender and switched it on. Naturally, the guests spat out the vile concoction almost immediately, but they did actually place it in their mouths – one even swirled it around for a few stomach-churning moments to comply with the instructions. Having switched over to the news, I was reminded of the paranoia that has infected our consciousness as a result of constant exposure to government scare-mongering. An envelope sent to a school was found to contain a “suspicious powder”. Every member of staff who had come into contact with it was rushed to hospital for examination. Analysis of the substance revealed that it was Christmas glitter.

Having spent the morning putting the finishing touches to my paper, I wandered through the unfamiliar streets to the main station where I queued for my ticket into the hills. The most modern building on campus, the Business Centre, provided the venue for the conference and delegates were already milling around the lobby to register by the time I arrived. A buffet of sandwiches, chicken legs with bone wrapped in foil to avoid the unpleasantness of greasy fingers and vegetarian savouries greeted us once we had picked up our badges with our names (titles conspicuous by their absence to foster an atmosphere of egalitarianism instantly dispelled once cards were swapped) and the institutions to which we belonged. Initially, participants clustered according to national, regional or linguistic groups, but after the first few sessions the intimate huddles mirrored different interests (such as the companionship generated by a shared specialization). Only three of us were not attached to universities: myself, Ray from the Office of the Geographer of the US State Department and AK from the government-funded historical institute in Warsaw who in spite of a tenure, which allows him to dedicate himself to his research, dreams of Oxford’s spires as he stares at the portraits of the royal family on his office wall having unwrapped his scarf and scraped the slush off his shoes.

Fluent in Russian and sporting a hearing aid in either ear, Ray was indubitably one of the more colourful characters. His contribution concentrated on his daily activities. In his words: “I am paid to put lines on maps”. He and his team are engaged in “boundary recovery work”, which involves sifting through treaty texts, demarcation reports, delimitation surveys and landowners’ title-deeds where available as well as examining satellite images. Disputed areas, such as India’s borders, are subjected to intense scrutiny to ensure that they “reflect reality and US foreign policy”, a comment, which earned him (ambiguous) howls of laughter.

The topics dealt with ranged from my own “Borders, citizenship, identity: a case study of the Hungarian minority in Transylvania” through “Semipermeable membranes: conceptualising borders at the international sanitary conferences on cholera, 1851-1894” and “‘The ghetto bordered by the line on the grass’: pluralities, discontents and linkages in Northern Ireland” to “Hoisting the flag in cyberspace: an international or nationized internet?” The twenty minutes allocated to all speakers (with the exception of the two distinguished professors delivering the plenary lectures) were always going to prove woefully inadequate, which meant that each session was little more than a ritualised performance (some more skilled than others at condensing the essence of their message whilst maintaining coherence). Face to face contacts are what count on such occasions, however, as any residual intellectual curiosity can be satisfied by reading the published volume.

On my final evening I trudged the drizzle-dampened pavements in the gathering darkness. Fatigue sapped me of my usual inquisitiveness, compounded by the sight of droves of carrier-bag laden shoppers making their way home. One window attracted my attention: the Wales Tartan Centre. Our wily Celtic cousins have cashed in on the popularity of our invented tradition (a phrase borrowed from the title of Hobsbawm and Ranger’s book in which Hugh Trevor-Roper launches a withering attack on one of our enduring national symbols: “When did the ‘tartan philibeg’, the modern kilt come to be the costume of the Highlander? The facts are not really in doubt (…). Whereas tartan – that is, cloth woven in a geometrical pattern of colours – was known in Scotland in the sixteenth century (it seems to have come from Flanders and reached the Highlands through the Lowlands), the philibeg – name and thing – is unknown before the eighteenth century. So far from being a traditional Highland dress, it was invented by an Englishman after the Union of 1707; and the differentiated ‘clan tartans’ are an even later invention. They were designed as part of a pageant devised by Sir Walter Scott in honour of a Hanoverian king; and owe their present form to two other Englishmen.
Since the Scottish Highlanders were, in origin, merely Irishmen who had crossed from one island to another, it is natural to suppose that originally their dress was the same as that of the Irish. And indeed this is what we find. It is not till the sixteenth century that any writer records any peculiarities of the Highland dress, but all the accounts of that time are in substantial agreement. They show that the ordinary dress of the Highlanders was a long ‘Irish’ shirt (in Gaelic, leine) which the higher classes – as in Ireland – dyed with saffron (leine-croich); a tunic or failuin; and a cloak or plaid which the higher classes had woven in many colours or stripes but which in general was of a russet or brown effect, as protective colouring in the heather. In addition, the Highlanders wore shoes with a single sole (the higher classes might wear buskins) and flat soft caps, generally blue. In battle, the leaders wore chain mail while the lower classes wore a padded linen shirt painted or daubed with pitch and covered with deer skins. Besides this normal dress, chieftains and great men who had contact with the more sophisticated inhabitants of the Lowlands might wear trews: a combination of breeches and stockings. Trews could only be worn out of doors in the Highlands by men who had attendants to protect or carry them: they were therefore a mark of social distinction. Both plaid and trews were probably of tartan”. He continues: “The name ‘kilt’ first appears twenty years after the Union. Edward Burt, an English officer posted to Scotland as chief surveyor under General wade, then wrote a series of letters, mainly from Inverness, describing the character and customs of the country. In these he gives a careful description of the ‘quelt’, which, he explains, is not a distinct garment but simply a particular method of wearing the plaid,
set in folds and girt round the waist to make of it a short petticoat that reaches half-way down the thigh, and the rest is brought over the shoulders and then fastened before…so that they make pretty near the appearance of the poor women in London when they bring their gowns over their heads to shelter them from the rain.
This petticoat, Burt adds, was normally worn ‘so very short that in a windy day, going up a hill, or stooping, the indecency of it is plainly discovered’”. An “English Quaker from Lancashire”, Thomas Rawlinson, devised the kilt in its modern manifestation. In 1727 he concluded an agreement with Ian MacDonell for a thirty-one year lease of a wooded area at Invergarry where he built a furnace for smelting iron ore. During the seven years of its operation, Rawlinson employed many Highlanders to fell the trees and realised how cumbersome the belted plaid was for wearers engaged in physical labour: “Therefore being ‘a man of genius and quick parts’, Rawlinson sent for the tailor of the regiment stationed at Inverness and, with him, set out to ‘abridge the dress and make it handy and convenient for his workmen’. The result was the felie beg, philibeg, or ‘small kilt’, which was achieved by separating the skirt from the plaid and converting it into a distinct garment, with pleats already sewn”. In Self and Nation, social psychologists Stephen Reicher and Nick Hopkins respond to the collection of essays: “In recent years, the idea that national pasts are constructed, that traditions are invented and that ‘time immemorial’ refers mainly to the span of social memory, have all assumed the status of orthodoxies. Indeed, the main controversy surrounding the work brought together by Hobsbawm and Ranger is not that they went too far but that they didn’t go far enough in their emphasis on construction. While they attend to the constructed nature of certain versions of the past, they presuppose their own background version to be neutral and unproblematic. It provides a factual benchmark against which those caught in the critical spotlight can be measured and found wanting. However, in what sense can they protect themselves from the treatment they mete out to others?” Like me, they are none too happy with the tone of smug condescension that permeates the author’s pronouncements: “While Trevor-Roper delights in the irony that Scottish dress was invented by the English in order to impose the structures of British industrialism and British imperialism, others accuse him of deliberately overplaying his hand. Even if Quaker industrialists and imperial reviews had some part to play, they didn’t create Highland culture anew but rather worked upon existing clan differentiations and existing patterns of dress.
These arguments are not matters of truth and lies but of interpretation and emphasis. On a logical plane, any issue of temporal continuity turns on a definition of categories. It is only by identifying the characteristics which define an object as such (whether it be a kilt, a clan tartan, a tradition or whatever) that we can determine when it exists and hence how old it is. For instance, if the short kilt is a development of existing forms of plaid, how do we decide whether its antiquity is authentic or not? It comes down to deciding on the essential features that make a kilt a kilt. (…)
So, while there is no doubt that the antiquity of Scottish culture is a construction and this was put to use by Scottish nationalists, it is equally true that the denial of Scottish cultural antiquity is a construction and that it too advanced a nationalist agenda. McCrone points clearly to Trevor-Roper’s British nationalism in referring to him as ‘that arch-enemy of Scottish Home Rule…a.k.a. Lord Dacre’. The implication of this is that there is little use in trying to distinguish between invented and authentic versions of the national past and hence of national identity. It is more useful to consider how any version of the national past and of national identity serves contemporary interests”. Or, to adduce Gy’s eloquent phrase concerning the “real” as “the sociological category that recognises that certain processes are immune to deconstruction or when deconstructed continue to be reproduced”, I regard national identity as real. What matters is not that the latter relies on “fabrication” (with all the value-judgement weighted connotations the term encapsulates, deployed with the purpose of ridiculing and invalidating the identity thus established), but that it is lived and breathed and expressed in culture) endowing their cloth with a venerable pedigree to appeal to tourists. To cite the leaflet: “the Welsh wore fashion akin to kilts two thousand years ago, probably with a form of leather trousers or leggings wrapped around with rope.
This form of dress remained a feature of Welsh society confirmed by the discovery of a 9th Century stone carving depicting a man wearing a kilt.
This evolved through the centuries into the woollen garment we are familiar with today. Initially this would have been made from raw coarse wool and undyed”.

Although it was still relatively early when I returned, the yob contingent was already out in force, girls fighting with their boyfriends and can-swigging males leering up at a semi-naked woman in a tower block window, yelling at her to drop her towel for their titillation.

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